If the couple that laughs together stays together, the people behind these alternative love notes will live happily ever after.
The snaps of quirky gestures posted online by their loved-up recipients feature in an album compiled by Bored Panda.
The messages include sweet notes scrawled onto bananas, the gift of a heart-shaped Corn Flake complete with a Post-It note, and a note from someone bequeathing their partner the last piece of bacon.
Why not show your partner how much you love them by writing on a banana in a felt tip pen?
One partner left a note on the weighing scales that said: 'It doesn't matter what the hell this thing says. I love you just the way you are.'
Another explained that flowers were not an adequate symbol for the author's love as they ultimately wilt and die - while their passion for their other half would endure forever.
Their long-lasting alternative? A durable Nokia mobile phone.
Romantic Joel decided to keep a Corn Flake he found in his cereal as it was heart-shaped
A woman admitted that she had been feeling down about her weight so her husband decided to surprise her the next time she weighed herself
A boyfriend decided to try and teach his partner that the heating bill has a direct impact on his disposable income
Flowers might wilt and die eventually but an old Nokia phone can survive anything
A note slipped under the bathroom door lets loved ones know they're always being thought of
This man's other half shows her love with helpful instructions around the house
When one partner was being a 'downerosauras', they decided to thank their loved one for cheering them up
Nothing says love like the last piece of crispy bacon left on a plate for a partner to eat
An early morning breakfast run is a sure fire way to win over your partner
Famous movie quotes sum up this couple's feelings for one another
Nothing says love like a heads-up about a spider potentially lurking in your wardrobe
Is this the best girlfriend ever? Woman greets her husband with a note challenging him to a shoot-out
A wife left a very useful note for her husband that made sure he didn't feed the cat again
A neighbour wrote a love note intended for their wife but put it on the wrong car - and apologised for any disappointment caused
A man's attempt to cheer up his partner complaining about her painful cramps
Putting your partner first is important - unless it gets in the way of fried chicken
This lucky man's other half makes him daily packed lunches complete with sweet notes - and he's kept every one
This woman's note reveals her tried and tested method for cheering up her man
Just in case you get a big head: This homemade card is less flattering than it first appears
A woman decided to have a bit of fun and gave her boyfriend a chocolate rabbit's head for lunch with a note telling him he's 'next'
A woman made a very valid point about the lunch she made and said that it might be below par in comparison to his but that she 'pushed out baby out of my vagina'
Proving himself to be a romantic, one husband decided to write a note to his wife complimenting her on her breasts
Has the man read the shopping list properly? He might be in for a bit of a surprise when it gets to the end
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